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The Crazy Lady

The Crazy Lady

Age: 36

Birthplace: Tupelo, MS

Previous Occupation: Reality Television Executive

Current Location: Sector 23


As it turns out The Crazy Lady isn’t so crazy after all… She just has a strange way of passing the time. But then again we all have our coping mechanisms. In another life, (before “the day”) she was a top TV executive and was responsible for creating some of the most successful reality television programs ever. She never let her humble beginnings ever get in the way of her dreams and she has always worked tirelessly to achieve her goals – in fact she was notorious for bulldozing her way up the corporate ladder at whatever costs. The Crazy Lady is the only surviving member of an incredibly large family, including eight siblings and forty-four cousins. Although she had distanced herself from her family long before the day, she always assumed her “trailer park” roots would not suit her urban-metropolis lifestyle and that her family would be an embarrassment to her career… She was probably right, but the fact is now, she would give anything to sit on the stoop and drink moonshine with her redneck cousins and shoot the shit. But that is not going to happen. So she spends most of her time in Steven’s neighborhood… She’s not entirely sure why, and if you ask her she will deny it, but she has always had a strong intuition and it is telling her that she needs to be close to this man.

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